Rick Warren’s Pirates move to new hunting grounds


Rick Warren’s Pirates have hijacked two European-owned chemical tankers within 24 hours off the east coast of Somalia, raising fears that they are switching their activities from preaching a ‘tainted gospel’ to piracy according to many discernmentalists. It is rumoured that Rick Warren is overwhelmed by the keen discernmentalist abilities of the Truth Warriors and is meting out his frustrations in the Middle East instead of America where Apprising Ministries, Slice of Laodicea and Take A Stand Ministries valiantly proclaim truth.

Other news sources suggest that Warren may be purchasing a parrot to enhance his new pirate status among other pirates. Rob Bell, in fear of the Truth Warriors is also considering joining the pirates of the Carribbean on a whirlwind tour.


One Response to Rick Warren’s Pirates move to new hunting grounds

  1. FishHawk says:

    The Online Discernmentalist Mafia has been included in this weeks A Sunday Drive. I hope this helps to attract even more new visitors here.



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