Robot Research Monkey’s Turn Their “Truth-Journalmentalism” On Truthslayer

July 11, 2009

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In a terrible twist of fate, the ODMafia Research mafia robots have been hacked by a rogue ODM! Our robot research monkey’s have revealed the following on Truthslayer:

1)     He does not read….ever. All information is absorbed by osmosis!

2)     He is far more righteous than anyone has ever believed. His righteousness exceeds that of the Pharisees.

3)     Truthslayer has such an EDGE on truth that he keeps a first aid kit with him at all times (he manages to cut himself several times a day)

4)     Truthslayer is simply amazed at his intense orthodoxy…so much so that he has re-edited several books of John Calvin’s Institutes (they are found not Calvinistic enough!)

5)     Truthslayer has been revealed to be the TRUE special ops of TRUTH. He wears specially made night vision goggles to expose false doctrine at night.

6) In addition Truthslayer has a REINFORCED SPINE for tough battles in the never ending truth wars!


300 Truth Warriors

July 11, 2009

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The historic Battle of  Truthopylae comes to the screen courtesy of ITodyaso and Truthslayer’s financial backing.  The massive army of the MegaChurch Empire is sweeping across the globe, crushing every force that dares stand in its path. When a MegaChurch Empire envoy arrives in Reformata offering King MacArthur  power over all of Discernmentia if he will only bow to the will of the all powerful WarrenXerxes. The strong-willed leader assembles a small army comprised of his empire’s best truth warriors and marches off to battle. Though they have virtually no hope of defeating WarrenXerxes’ intimidating battalion, MacArthur’s soldiers soldier on, intent on letting it be known they will bow to no man but their king – orthodox King MacArthur part of the Reformed Intelligensia Empire.


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