The New Truth PC 9000!

July 14, 2009

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The Truth PC 9000 can detect one non-essential error per part per billions of words spoken using a special speach analyzer.  In fact with a TRUTH PC 9000 the CORE 2 QUAD 5.6Ghz processors can scan the internet 10,000 times a second looking for heresy, false teaching and apostasy so that you may be edified by finger pointing and accusations.

Be warned the OFMafia may just be purchasing one….and we WILL be on the look out of every waking second for false teaching. Bwaahhwahhahahahah!


Lady BlahBlah charts third No. 1 on Truthwarrior Top 40

July 14, 2009

blahblah_trioNEW YORK (Billboard) – Lady BlahBlah has become the third truth warrior songstress in the 10-year history of the Truthwarrior Top 40 airplay chart to collect three No. 1 songs from a debut album.

Her top three include “Emergents from Hell”, “Emerging from the Slime,’ and “Emergents go to Washington”….we deduce a theme here that the ODMafia fully endorses.

Lady Blah Blah has decided that after her whirlwind tour will go back to discernmentalism where she thinks she is best suited. She was quoted as saying “Yadda yadda, blah blah blah….”

As huge fans, ODMafia hangs on her every word!!!!!


Robot Research Monkey’s Turn Their “Truth-Journalmentalism” On Truthslayer: PART 2

July 14, 2009

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In an unfortunate twist of surprise hacking, the ODMafia Research Robot Monkey’s are still under the spell (not a real spell because that would be heretical) of a subversive plot by a rebel ODM.

Here are some new truthisms about Truthslayer:

1)     Truthslayer has taken an IQ test with one hemisphere tied behind his back…

2)     In some circles Truthslayer is known as the white ninja of apologetics (white due to his righteousness)

3)     Truthslayer only uses a King James Version with red lettering (and signed by King James to authenticate the bible)

4)     Truthslayer supports all forms of neo-conservative ideologies (even fascism if necessary) employing fear tactics, xenophobia against people who are different from us (especially those who disagree). He is especially fearful of Arabs and Rob Bell.

5)    Truthslayer never makes mistakes.

7)  Truthslayer can quote almost any bible passage and use it expertly out of context.


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