Robot Research Monkey’s Turn Their “Truth-Journalmentalism” On Truthslayer: PART 2

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In an unfortunate twist of surprise hacking, the ODMafia Research Robot Monkey’s are still under the spell (not a real spell because that would be heretical) of a subversive plot by a rebel ODM.

Here are some new truthisms about Truthslayer:

1)     Truthslayer has taken an IQ test with one hemisphere tied behind his back…

2)     In some circles Truthslayer is known as the white ninja of apologetics (white due to his righteousness)

3)     Truthslayer only uses a King James Version with red lettering (and signed by King James to authenticate the bible)

4)     Truthslayer supports all forms of neo-conservative ideologies (even fascism if necessary) employing fear tactics, xenophobia against people who are different from us (especially those who disagree). He is especially fearful of Arabs and Rob Bell.

5)    Truthslayer never makes mistakes.

7)  Truthslayer can quote almost any bible passage and use it expertly out of context.

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One Response to Robot Research Monkey’s Turn Their “Truth-Journalmentalism” On Truthslayer: PART 2

  1. Shawn says:

    Truthslayer is awesome! Beware Robbie Bell!

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