Smoking Gun! Dan Kimball is jet pack pilot!

July 16, 2009


In a foiled attempt to keep this information hidden….ODMafia exercising discernmentalist expertise at cracking hard cases has discovered for sure that Dan Kimball of Emergent notierity has been using ALTERNATIVE modes of transport when he preaches to others about Jesus.

ALTERNATIVE. That is all we need to say folks.

Breaking News! Dan Kimball spotted…..

July 16, 2009


In this breaking news story we have discovered that this man featured above is none other than Dan Kimball. This man should be carefully watched because he is an EMERGENT!!!!!

How do we know???? We found him using ALTERNATIVE ways of getting to church. That’s right folks. Different. Odd. Alternative.

We don’t like that.

We EXPECT Dan to take a car just like everyone else.We expect him to do “church”…just like everyone else. Conform or else! Let us all join in and take a stand!

The ODMafia is all about conformity….remember let us do the discerning for you so that you don’t have too.

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