John MacArthur caught in gay scandal, found not true

July 24, 2009

A recent controversy over this supposedly “gay” picture of John MacArthur cavorting openly with a homosexual turns out not to be as it appears. When this picture was sent to me without context I assumed right off that John MacArthur had turned gay. Fortunately this picture is John MacArthur only playing basketball. We want to be clear, John MacArthur is NOT gay and this is not a gay photo of him.

U.S. Christian Church sheds 663,000 John MacArthurites

July 24, 2009

The U.S. John MacArthurite rate soared to 8.5 percent in March, the highest since 1983, as John MacArthurite left in droves to a tune 663,000 due to more epistemological shifts.

In a report underscoring the distress in the truth warrior market, the Dept of Truth also revised its data for January to show truth losses of 741,000 that month, the biggest decline since October 1949.

Paul Proctor anti-mainline writer plans new film

July 24, 2009

AMSTERDAM (Reuters) – Right-wing Paul Proctor writer said on Thursday he planned to produce a follow-up film “I’m the only true Christian” against the threat of other Christians (obviously apostate ones) that hold views different from his own. At this point in time he fears immigration from mainline Christian churches who may or may not have read NT Wright, John Stott or heaven forbid Rob Bell.

Proctors’s previous film, which was launched over the internet in March 2008 and argues that the mainliners wear crosses around their neck which has GOT TO STOP!

Wilders said his new film would focus on the threat of Rob Bell and Bill Hybels and the impact ‘Bell-isation’ has had on Europe and the United States. The film would also focus on the principle of freedom of speech and should be completed before the end of 2010, he added.


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