New Hampshire (Reuters) – Discernmentalists Worldwide sued rival Paris Hilton who just purchased two discernmentalist ministries on Thursday, accusing her of stealing truth warrior secrets to speed Hilton’s entry into the “truth warrior” market.
Discernmentalists claimed the two special ops of Paris Hilton, lifted more than 100,000 electronic truth files, and a top secret John MacArthur Laptop (rumoured to be named the TruthTop) — before and after they changed sides.
Discernment religions police been called in to solve this troubling episode using specialized methods of truth detection and exposing of error:
1) name calling
2) stretching the truth
3) character assassination