Certificate of Strawman Studies*

August 4, 2009

strawman

The Certificate of Strawman Studies is an intermediate Bachelor of Honours degree based on misrepresentation of an opponent’s position. In this course you will learn how to:

1) Take an opponents theology, statements, ideas out of context

2) …therefore refute opponents argument with ease and show audience how smart you are.

3) You will also learn a series of disparaging remarks

4) Oversimplification of an opponents view will with exercised especially on such topics as post-modernism.

5) Misquotes and ‘adjusting’ video/audio to mislead audiences will also be studied

Upon completing this degree you will be able to better articulate your own views without proper investigation of your opponents and carefully painting them as a non-Christian. You will be well on your way to becoming an EXPERT discernmentalist. Moreover, we also encourage students to be suspect of any new ideas (especially by unapproved students) and to squash them immediately.

Both iTodyaso and I will be lecturing for this very important aspect of discernmentalism.


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