Jesus in a box!

August 5, 2009

Is Jesus getting out of control in your life? Well we here at the ODMafia have the first and only real solution to having a personal relationship that might lead to experiencing the life of Christ. Yes, as with most other ODM’s we here take the lead in expressing NO ONE SHOULD HAVE ANY CHRISTIAN EXPERIENCE and only be content with head knowledge.

So we present Jesus in a box!

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Yes you can keep Jesus in a box. That assures us that His Grace will not effect us!

Here is what other ODM’s are saying:

Ken Silva: “I’m not likely to sit idly by as you… [who] continue lying to people about God all the while making an idol out of His grace.”

So we affirm with Ken that we will never make an idol out of God’s Grace. We will keep Jesus in a box and only speak of God’s wrath and twist the message of Jonathan Edwards message that God is angry with sinners! (Though his sermon “Sinners in the hands of an angry God” was all about the grace of God but why let the sermon get in the way of a great title!)  Especially the ones we point out! And even more when I point out someones sin personally myself.

I. Todyaso 


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August 5, 2009

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DISCERNING THE WORLD SITES IDENTITY THEFT

August 5, 2009

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Discernment Alert! Discerning the World has noted the following blog breach of discernmentalism:

And here we quote Discerning The World –

“IDENTITY THEFT  Please be warned there are a few people who have opened a blog called discerningtheworld3.wordpress.com and it would seem they have nothing better to do than insult me all day long. “

That is right! There is a counterfeit Discerning The World Blog called….Discerning The World Blog3…that is right. Not One. Not Two. But THREE!!!

This indeed is a serious threat. And a dead serious blog of unbelievable seriousness. Moreover, they are using an elephant as an avatar. No kidding. We suggest ALL serious discernmentalists investigate this at once.

ODMafia believes that we have found the culprit….an identify theft Ninja!  ODMAfia is now worried that everyone may steal our ideas or even take us seriously.


Gatekeeper of the Son!

August 5, 2009

gatekeeper2We the Online Discernmentalist Ministries position ourselves as the gatekeeper of Christianity!

We place him in a box…and tame theology. We are experts at discerning who is ORTHODOX and who is not. We tithe at 11%.

We KNOW better than other folks and we can decide who is in and who is out….what sins are acceptable (our sins) and those whose are not…theirs (never ours). We are also believe that we deserve more grace than others, and withhold it from our enemies.

We believe in a pro-conservative, pro-right-to-bear-arms, pro-capitalistic, pro-militaristic,  prop-president(except Democratic ones), pro-American Jesus - Hallelujah! Jesus in a box!

We think that moralizing best respresents the Christian faith – and we are proud to point out the immoral when the do not meet our standards. We think homosexuals should be bashed more, and liberals should be thrown in prison. We also need to blame more Muslims for our own home-brewed problems. We don’t think that taking responsibility for ourselves is wise….better to pin blame on others.

If you don’t believe in this type of Christianity….then obviously you are not part of the true flock and likely a communist, dirty hippie, or one of those natural fiber wearing types. Perhaps you are a liberal…it does not matter because you belong to the camp of the apostates. We also believe that you need to grow a backbone, become more glib, righteous and be more pro-active in putting others that disagree with Online Discernment Ministries in their place. If you can’t follow the program you just might be a sympathizer for the OTHER SIDE!

Yours truthfully,

Truthslayer


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