This is the latest in anti-gay, lesbian, bisexual and trans-gender equipment that any real Bible worshipping church should have. We all know our worst fear is that some GLBT will walk through the doors of our sinless church and corrupt the purity hate we have nurtured by OUR DOCTRINES. We give you the Gaydar Tester. Yes just place each of these devices by every door of your church and we guarantee it will chase off any GLBT from your church, parish or synagogue. We guarantee that 1 in 10 people that pass through your door will be outed and never come back again.
We only charge by the number of gays you chase away from Jesus!