The dividing line has been established

September 2, 2009

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We now offer back-up!

September 2, 2009

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ODmafia Back-up is fail-safe. With 10,000 64K reels of magnetic tape in the SAME bunker that houses our research robot monkey’s. Therefore, your sensitive but very accurate information is safe with us. This air conditioned bunker is quality controlled, with a truth detector algorithm built right into the software based on Eric Barger’s bible Based Satellite System (BS) to root out any potential false teaching before archived in our storage facilities.

Every Rob Bell quote (and misquote), every Rick Warren thought, dot and comma are backed up for your edification and peace of mind. Is Eugene Peterson thinking of writing the prequel to The Message? You can archive all your missive on his dangerous bible version.


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