Apparition spotted could be the Virgin Mary cardinal says

September 5, 2009


Almost by chance villagers in a small town in Italy have discovered this striking and overt apparition appearing of the Virgin Mary on these tiles. Cardinal Songbird notes “we live in exciting times, but mark my word this is the most realistic Virgin Mary we have on record in our town. People will flock from miles to see this.” Townsfolk from the nearby village of Sililea were not so sure that this was authentic but none would go on record to suggest otherwise.

Our valiant truth warriors came out in full force to denounce the apparition (however ODMafia believes that Calvin’s image recently appeared on our cement floor of our living quarters), meanwhile local villagers were attempting to steal the tiles iin the sleepy town of Italy…police have been posted.

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