Obama’s subversive speech Part 1

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Discerners everywhere….we need to come together so that we can unite against this President Obama’s insidious speech that will DESTROY our children and cause adults to eat kittens. I kid you not….we need to move against this BEFORE it is TOO late. Here is an excerpt:

…No one’s born being good at things, you become good at things through hard work. You’re not a varsity athlete the first time you play a new sport. You don’t hit every note the first time you sing a song. You’ve got to practice. It’s the same with your schoolwork. You might have to do a math problem a few times before you get it right, or read something a few times before you understand it, or do a few drafts of a paper before it’s good enough to hand in.

We at ODMafia have found more than enough evidence for heresy and false teaching….here is OUR expert interpretation of his speech….

1) “...No one’s born being good” You see Obama is trying to say that we can be potentially be good…he is trying to subvert the Bible and America. We can’t be good. We know!

2) “...you become good at things through hard work.” The Bible says that NO one is Good. We think Obama is trying to supercede the Bible….Obama therefore is deceiving us.

Obama is a Democrat so that he is obviously against America and Christianity. Obama says evil things like working hard, studying and stuff like that to impressionable students. This is purely evil….we are pretty sure that he will begin to incite adults to eat  puppy dogs and  to berate elderly ladies who attempt to cross a busy intersection.

Only Republicans can be Christians because St. Paul was one.

We know stuff….trust us.

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