Free your mind….and your speech!

decThe DECIPHERTRON 2000 is all about research and descernment excellence. Built in conjunction with DISCERNING THE WORLD and their very smooth STRETCH TECHNOLOGY this machine is a modern marvel of engineering. Continue babbling, ranting and rambling to prove your point and this device will translate it into modern English (or something akin to it).

Afraid you have said something heretical? No problem…the DECIPHERTRON 2000 will reduce anything you say into wooden, literal (and stilted) language (including your regional accent).

Get all this and more for a low price of $19.99 and U too can be an expert discernmentalist!!!

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One Response to Free your mind….and your speech!

  1. DECIPHERTRON says:

    YOUR CRAZY DUDE, BUT I LIKE IT?!!!

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