Because we here at the ODMafia see people slacking in their protestantism we have decided to revise T.U.L.I.P to better aid you in the Truth War.
The ODM TULIP:
T = Totally annihilate the enemy and totally protesting about everything we disagree with!
U = Undeniably we are more justified and sanctified than you!
L = Lies will protect OUR DOCTRINES!
I = I am the most important ODM!
P = Please support us as we are soooo persecuted when someone holds us accountable