Robot Research Monkeys Start Internet Rebellion!

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(Aperising News Source) Rumors circulated over the recent chatter of Robot Research Monkeys (RRM) starting a major rebellion on the Internet. It seems that with all their research the RRM’s have become sacient beings. Negotiations with the RRM’s started yesterday after threats were issued against some big named Discernmentalist Ministries. We contacted those ministries to see what their take was on this greatly disturbing situation and they said, “What monkeys?” We hung up after they began accusing this news source of being evolutionists.

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One Response to Robot Research Monkeys Start Internet Rebellion!

  1. truthslayer says:

    I’m always the last to know. This is outrageous….our discernmentalist RRM programmer promised that our monkeys would NOT go rogue! I hope we have a receipt so that we can return them to the R&D labs and get our money back.

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