Slice of Laodicea Cites Apprising Ministries About How To Be Forgiven Over Against the Seeker Sensitive Non-Gospels

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First, ODMafia apologizes for the very long title. Just remember its not our mistake…we don’t make mistakes.

Second, we would like to address the following quote “Apprising Ministries with a missive discussing what the Bible teaches concerning forgiveness as it touches upon today’s various seeker sensitive non-gospels.”

Third, I would like to affirm SoL and Apprising’s Seeker Sensitive sensitivities. If it were any other ministry the fiery righteousness of Truthslayer would by default have to reign down (I can’t help myself – I’m that righteous!) We are pleased that Apprising is now going to teach us something about forgiveness. This is obviously new to Apprising, and we need to encourage this ministry in this direction.

Finally, ODMafia promotes forgiveness but not unity. We forgive all those who come against our truth and absolute discernmentalismness (not everyone can obtain that knowledge we have). But we do expect that once forgiven by ODMafia you will rush to become a student discernmentalist, studying under Walter Martin like we did….getting mentored by listening to his tape cassettes.

Remember, unity is simply too close to soft peddling the gospel.

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6 Responses to Slice of Laodicea Cites Apprising Ministries About How To Be Forgiven Over Against the Seeker Sensitive Non-Gospels

  1. Will Farel XV says:

    Truthslayer,
    you need to repent for apologizing.

    First, ODMafia apologizes for the very long title.

    We are discernMENTALists, we NEVER apologize.

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  2. truthslayer says:

    Will Farel, you are right (and I never admit that others are right) I don’t know what came over me about apologizing. I’m almost liable to question my own discernmentalizing methodology, but to do so would disqualify me as a discernmentalist…and being right I know that I am a true discernmentalist.

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  3. God's Only Inerrant Party Member says:

    You are both wrong. We have no need of ever repenting nor apologizing—for we were born Saved and Elect—so therefore we can never be wrong. We are inerrant—so we are always right. Thank God for choosing us and no one else otherwise no one would no the Truth!

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  4. God's Only Inerrant Party Member says:

    That no *(know) might look like a mistake but it’s not—for we never make mistakes, because we are inerrant.

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  5. Polprav says:

    Hello from Russia!
    Can I quote a post in your blog with the link to you?

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  6. truthslayer says:

    Polprav, you may quote us as long as you only 1/2 quote us (or take us out of context) to prove that you are an adequate and deserving discernmentalist!(-:

    Do drop by again…but only to imbibe the absolute truth.

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