Emergent Homosexualist Agenda

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Recently our GOIP Researchmentalist Robot Monkies as in Monkeys that mock Catholic monks have come upon this convicting photo of those Evil Emergents. Our faithful party members Jack Chick and Peter Ruckman obtained this photograph via their Mighty G…od Fortress Space Station on Mars that they were Raptured up to after escaping the 10 Foot Tall Black-lipped Alien UFO Anti-Christ. They got there via our Holy Time Machine which took them to an Alternative Future Universe run by those Apostate Emergents and Human-Animals hybrids. Fearing for their lives and the safety of our Pure Doctrines, they rushed back to the past to post this photo exposing those Heretical Emergents for the Bible-Corrupters that they are. So do you still think those Emergents aren’t Evil imposter Christians who are Spiritual Terrorists out to destroy our Pure Churches, Pure Doctrines and Pure Bibles? If you still don’t believe us this photo should remove all doubt. We all know that all of those Evil Emergents support same-sex marriage and we know with Absolute Certainty that if gays and lesbians are allowed to get married that the next logical step is interspecies marriage. And that’s just what will happen if those Satan controlled Emergents get their way. Is this what we want for our children’s future—interspecies marriage? Human–Animal hybrids— “Manimals?” We think not that’s why we must impose our Pure Doctrines on everyone by military and government force. Praise God!
Don Jobson—Standing on the Absolute Truth of Orthomarriage as espoused by only by God’s Only Inerrant Party.
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4 Responses to Emergent Homosexualist Agenda

  1. truthslayer says:

    I believe this is….”man”-iacal!

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  2. itodyaso says:

    We are on a new journey in our Truth Conquests. Now we are multidemential. Soon as the Great Prophets at SOL and CRN have stated for years we may have to turn this dimension over to the emergents and move fully into our own dementias.

    Also pray for me, I am having serious problems with my spell check.

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  3. donjobson says:

    Who needs spell check—we are Inerrant remember just like our Pure Bible: Ye blind guides, which strain at a gnat, and swallow a camel. KJV AV 1611

    http://www.av1611.org/kjv/ripwhit7.html

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  4. […] However the large majority of  The Gay Christian League of Anti-Christs for the Destruction of Biblical Morality believe that Calvinism is a choice and that Calvinists should repent of their abnormal, unnatural and unbiblical behavior.  The Gay Christian League of Anti-Christs for the Destruction of Biblical Morality have even set up centers for deprogramming Calvinists.  We have reason to suspect that the leaders who caused all these recent attacks are none other than Greg McCaw a self-avowed gay queer fag Emergent Christian (an oxymoron if there ever was one)—in conjunction with a heretic named Tom and another fag named Alvin McEwen. Fellow Discernmentalists we must not stand for these bigoted lies against our Pure Biblical Gospel Truth Doctrines—the Once For All Biblically Correct Pure Gospel Truth Doctrines delivered to the Saints like John Owen and Augustus Toplady lest the Church fall into the hands of the Emerging Homosexualist agenda of Emergent apostates. […]

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