Discernmentalist is missing!

A 911 call came in today at 10:00 AM stating that top discernmentalist Ken Silva was missing! Word has it he was last seen flying away in a huge home made hot air balloon.

Many of the top Discernmentalists are very concerned. TruthSlayer who writes for the ODMafia the greatest of all ODM sites stated: “First we thought it was just Ken Silva being persecuted over a post on his website and he had deleted the whole thing again. Then we found out Ken has been missing for over three hours!”

Search and rescue spent over three hours chasing a hot air balloon that was hovering over Claremont, N.H and finally was found outside of the small town in a cornfield without Ken Silva in it! Many continued the search and some speculated that Ken Silva was actually raptured or taken by God much like Elijah was in the bible.

Then news came that Ken Silva was actually hiding up in his attic and was scared to come down because he could not find his favorite Walter Martin tape.

I. Todyaso was caught leaving the men’s room at a local restaurant in his hometown and was quoted as saying, “I know I am much relived.”

” We do not believe this to be a hoax or publicity stunt” said the head of the Claremont police chief Berny Fife, a distant cousin to the famous Barney Fife of Mayberry R.F.D. No charges have been raised. Berny Fife is also one of the 8 members of Ken Silva’s ever growing church.  

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