Join Ken “Hans” Silva, Brannon Howse’s son “Mowse” and Bruce “Abuse Your Wife For Her Own Good” Ware as they look for that perfectly submissive wife. You’ll laugh out loud at the hilarious exploits the cast get into. You’ll cringe in horror as Hans, Mowse and Aywfhog teach their potential marital candidates the Pure Doctrines of Male Headship. You’ll cry as they turn down several hundred feminists who refuse to graciously submit to their God-given authority. Female viewers will soon learn to accept our Pure Doctrines of Male Headship just like our very own Candace Cameron Bure. Get all the family involved and watch us weekdays at 4 pm after Heresy Wars on Worldview Weekend TV so they will accept our opinion of the Biblical Worldview.
[…] Women need a man because the word man is in the word woman. Guys, having trouble convincing women that they need you because it is God’s Plan for you to control them? Women, do you think you can scrape by trusting on your own merits and therefore living in the sin that you can be saved by your works (I Timothy 2:15)? Having trouble finding a truly Biblical and Discernmentalist husband? Never fear we have created this video guide for the proper education of women’s Bible-based role t0 being a man’s property. Introducing The Discernmentalist Guide For Females On Finding A Biblically Correct And Discernmentalist Husband from the creators of Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Discernmentalist?: […]
Before you get all bent out of shape, please realize this is a satire site spoofing the so-called "discernment ministries" who deem themselves more worthy of Grace than the rest of us. So read and have fun! BTW, we are not against "good" discernment ministries that do actual real research and extend grace to others, only the bad ones.
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and some of those discernmentalists have gotten good at marriage after a few practice marriages. They will have lots of experience.
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[…] Women need a man because the word man is in the word woman. Guys, having trouble convincing women that they need you because it is God’s Plan for you to control them? Women, do you think you can scrape by trusting on your own merits and therefore living in the sin that you can be saved by your works (I Timothy 2:15)? Having trouble finding a truly Biblical and Discernmentalist husband? Never fear we have created this video guide for the proper education of women’s Bible-based role t0 being a man’s property. Introducing The Discernmentalist Guide For Females On Finding A Biblically Correct And Discernmentalist Husband from the creators of Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Discernmentalist?: […]
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