Slice of Laodicea (SoL) reveals startling news “Rob Bell, whose skin has apparently taken on a permanent bluish tinge, (too many shots of wheatgrass juice?)” WOW!
Our Discernmentalist team (our Research Robot Monkeys are on vacation) was on the beat and in Grand Rapids within weeks of this ground breaking news about his outer appearance (because that is very important to us!) It appears that Rob is going with a New Zoolander look that he has been creating and working on (mostly in a lab) called Blue Steel 2.0. It is more slicker, hipper, cooler, poutier (is that a word???) and newer than anything previously done. Indeed SoL fittingly responds (according to secret sources) “Rob will be sporting the latest pair of utterly cool glasses as well as his New Age beliefs.” Apparently while in his Blue Steel lab has also switched religions.
The Online Discernmentalist Mafia had no comments (besides the obvious), but trusts with complete confidence that SoL would never leap to conclusions. Moreover, as an EXPERT discernmentalist ministry we always look at the exterior of a pastor before passing judgment.