Olive Tree Ministries Presents…Christo-Fascist Flakes


Olive Tree Ministries presents Christo-Fascist Flakes… a taste of imperialism in every bite. Each box presents interesting facts…. with “fact bites and flake-questions” posted on the back of each box;

1) How can a world filled with secular humanists, atheists, and just plain God-haters be pondering the end of the world?

2) Are We on a Slippery Slope to Fascism? (just keep imbibing Jan’s articles…and you’ll know)

3) We single out Democrats and their evil schemes because Republicans are naturalized Christians.

4) Hitler took control of the airwaves. Obama is Hitler.

5) Criticism of America and Israel is anti-American and anti-Christian.

6) Attacks on conservative radio talk show hosts is an attack on Christianity.

7) Conservative = Christianity.

8)  War is good. Peace is bad. Anti-war Christians are Marxists.

We encourage our readers to imbibe Christo-Fascism ideologies, and Fascism Flakes before Christians get all communistic and love their enemies, and share all that they have in common.

Collect all three poseable Jan Markell Action Figures with the purchase of each box of edifying Fascist Flakes.

Finally, remember these precious words from the Gospels “But I tell you….treat your enemies with contempt. If someone strikes you, hit them again and again until they bless America.  Resist those who are not fascists and strike down anti-imperialists. Resist those who ask ….especially the poor”

This is an ODMafia endorsed cereal.

4 Responses to Olive Tree Ministries Presents…Christo-Fascist Flakes

  1. […] GOIP Discernmentalists have  a healthy balanced breakfast with Olive Tree Ministries presents Christo-Fascist Flakes… a taste of imperialism in every bite. Jan Markell maker of the cereal wants everyone to know why we support the Conservative Bible […]


  2. […] We and Eric’s Ministry are so biblical that we won’t even compromise our choice of breakfast cereal in the […]


  3. […] attempt to defend American Gospel truth and all it stands for Olive Tree Ministries, sponsor of Fascist Flakes Cereal writes “Towards the end of the age, “men’s hearts are to fail them for fear”. That is […]


  4. […] recommend a daily dose of Calvin Crunch; Reformation Crunch; Truth Loops; Catacomb; and Christo-Fascist Flakes for a more Biblically-sound all around healthy breakfast and extra-protection from […]


Leave a Reply to Terrorism towards the end of the age says Olive Tree Ministries « The Online Discernmentalist Mafia Cancel reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: