Obama caught making unbiblical bow

November 18, 2009

Like clockwork, our research robot monkeys (not the new CRAPPERS) but the old school ones caught Obama making an unbiblical bow. Note that Obama is bowing at approx. 90 degrees (bad bad bad!!!) Biblical-Conservative-Republican-Absolute-Truth-Honouring-Christians only bow of  1 degree (any other angle is untruthful). In fact anything more than a head nod could be misconstrued of as complete Baal Worship….or worse (ie Befriending a Democrat).

Remember, that a discernmentalist should be weary of respecting anyone….and bowing only at most….1-2 degrees (even this is almost extreme).


Honda supplies ODMafia with new research robutt monkeys

November 18, 2009

When we finally contracted with Honda to built more robotic research monkeys it seems there was a major failure in communication on Honda’s part. We received hundreds of the research robutt monkeys by mistake. The upside is many ODM’s are now finding where their head has been over the last few years. Fortunately many ODM’s have not needed use of their heads and seem to want to keep the robutts for deeper research. We hope to put this horrible mistake (not ours) behind us and move forward in production of the Completely Reformed Auto Piloted Platformed Echo Response (C.R.A.P.P.E.R.) Research Monkeys. These monkeys are smaller and able to infiltrate any “emerging church”. These new C.R.A.P.P.E.R.’s will fling small Chick Tracts during Emergent Church services to bring truth to them. Though we are bummed a bit over the delay, we know that our C.R.A.P.P.E.R. Monkeys will be more reliable. In the meanwhile the robutt monkeys will continue to seek out every crack and crevice and bring back any nuggets they find. We know in the end we will get to the bottom of all this and spread our DOCTRINE and TRUTH far and wide.


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