Wear a tin foil hat for protection!

December 6, 2009

Are you afraid that liberals, emergents, moderate conservatives (ie secret covert liberals), are taking over the church that seeks to undermine the absolute truth?

Are you afraid that new ideas my infiltrate your mind and steer your away from Christo-fascism, consumerism or make you eager to be a minister of reconciliation, a peace-monger or care for the poor?

Are you afraid that  you may consider practicing the Roman Catholic like Lectio Divina?

Are you afraid of THE SHACK?

Are you afraid to contemplate Bible Verses because that is TOO close to contemplative spirituality?

We offer the TIN FOIL hat for protection. It is a limited time offer and you can get it now for $19.99. Order now and get a free set of steak knives normally priced at $199.99 but yours free with this offer.

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