Truth Loops: The breakfast cereal for truthwarriors!

December 8, 2009

truthloops

As a discernmentalist…. are you tired of your children not receiving the proper amount of discernmentalist truth?

Now they can munch on truth warrior cereal TRUTH LOOPS! This is a unique cereal fortified with recycled bibles (KJV – only). Moreover it is saturated with minerals extracted from Olive Tree Ministries soil and vitamins encoded with Take a Stand Ministries DNA. Imbibing this cereal will enable you and your children to spend their invaluable time arguing in circles! Circular argumentation is the essence of this truth warrior cereal!

This truth warrior cereal with have your children invigourated by this outrageously tasty (but safe) breakfast cereal. They will be up and judging others in no time. This is all about certainty. Order now while supplies last.

Dr. Truthslayer endorsed!


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