Our faithful research robot monkeys almost missed this, and therefore an upgrade early in 2010 will have to commence! We missed the big news due to a research robot monkey processing error. Eric Barger’s Take A Stand Ministries (TSM) has announced a super radio that is secretly connected to the fandazzled world-wide-intertube. This new technology will allow TSM to listen in on Obama’s anti-christ activities (but filter out anything the Republicans do). We must note that Bush and Cheney cannot be anti-Christs, even if they invaded other countries on fabrications and lies….because Republicans cannot be evil or anti-Christ.
Speaking of anti-Christ the Emerging church will also be spied upon using this new super radio that is packed with vacuum tubes to intercept the evil transmissions of various EC teachers. The super radio runs on what is called a “certainty microchip,” guaranteeing absolute results.