Good for ole Pat stating the Absolutely True Reformed Truth War position on natural disasters being caused by God from the foundation of the world to punish the non-Elect reprobated heathens of the world. Haiti indeed deserved to be punished as the false religion of Roman Catholicism is professed by 80% of Haitians and the Absolute Reformed Truth of Protestantism makes up about 16% of the population. Also they have a bunch more devil worshipping voodoo witch doctors who are the same as Roman Catholics so we know with Absolute Certainty that Haiti is in league with the devil—for if they truly had God they would all be Reformed Discernmentalist American Republican Truth Warriors like us.
Sharin’ Whiplash adds that Saint Pat is one of her heroes:
One of my all-time heroes of the faith. What a great man, and greatly used of God. Thank You, Lord, for Your servant, Pat Robertson, without whom we would be still struggling in the darkness of Roman Arminianism that man-exalting heresy, being Christ-like, bearing the Fruits of the Spirit, praying during tragedies, helping others as the Communists do and sharing compassion. Why Pat Robertson glorifies God by never compromising on preaching the Whole Discernmentalist Truth and is 100% Reformed because those ignorant Romanist Haitians deserve to be on the losing end of God’s Absolute Sovereignty— so I wish they would just suck it up because God can and does get His way as is His Will and He predestined from the foundation of the world to punish all those Haitians.