Slice of Laodicea purchases truth grinder

ODMafia Research and Design have come through again, this time selling Slice of Laodicea (a stalwart discernmentalist ministry – yet so humble they deny the label!!!!) a brand new truth grinder. The truth grinder is a carefully crafted device, upgraded from the older version truth grinder 1.0. The device is made up of several 30 ton, metallic wheels. When truth is inserted, the multi-ton wheels begin to grind, turn and twist until truth is pulverized. Truth is reconstituted in Slice of Laodicea’s own image. Rumours about that Lighthouse Trails, Herescope, Eric Barger’s Take a Stand Ministries, Apprising Ministries purchasing the upgrades are bound to be true.

Just think of this as a new spin on the same old crap!

The Truth Grinder is Dr. Truthslayer approved and designed!

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6 Responses to Slice of Laodicea purchases truth grinder

  1. donjobson says:

    Pat Robertson uses the Truth Grinder all the time—he even swears by it but not in an unbiblical way—so if it’s good enough for him, it’s good enough for us.

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  2. Sweet! Can I use an escerpt of your article on my site with a linkback to you? Thanks 🙂

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  3. itodyaso says:

    Only after my free coffee maker arrives.

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