John Piper Found To Be Not A True Calvinist

January 24, 2010


John Piper displaying secret Arminian hand signals–proof he is a closet semi-Pelagian. 

1.  He teaches anti-Discernmentalist messages such as: Be a Kinder Calvinist. We need not be kinder—we need to be more in your face as Absolute Truth Warriors in John MacArthur‘s Truth Wars since Calvinism and not Jesus is the Gospel. Was Jesus kind when  he called those Arminian Baptist Lutheran Catholic Emergent Liberal Pharisees a “brood of vipers?” If we are then True Truth Warriors—we should follow Jesus’ example  by condemning our enemies in defense of our Absolute Sovereign Truths—but we should never follow Jesus in a Red-Letter way, because that’s too anti-American and communistic. 

2. He isn’t right with Spurgeon’s Church. Read all about it: Here. Spurgeon being the measure of all Absolute Truthiness of course is what any True Christian uses to measure all Truths. 

3. He  is worldly by mixing Absolute Truth with error

The Merger of Calvinism with Worldliness 

from Sword & Trowel 2009, No. 1 by Dr Peter Masters 

When I was a youngster and newly saved, it seemed as if the chief goal of all zealous Christians, whether Calvinistic or Arminian, was consecration. Sermons, books and conferences stressed this in the spirit of Romans 12.1-2, where the beseeching apostle calls believers to present their bodies a living sacrifice, and not to be conformed to this world. The heart was challenged and stirred. Christ was to be Lord of one’s life, and self must be surrendered on the altar of service for him. 

But now, it appears, there is a new Calvinism, with new Calvinists, which has swept the old objectives aside. A recent book, Young, Restless, Reformed, by Collin Hansen tells the story of how a so-called Calvinistic resurgence has captured the imaginations of thousands of young people in the USA, and this book has been reviewed with great enthusiasm in well-known magazines in the UK, such as Banner of Truth, Evangelical Times, and Reformation Today.This writer, however, was very deeply saddened to read it, because it describes a seriously distorted Calvinism falling far, far short of an authentic life of obedience to a sovereign God. If this kind of Calvinism prospers, then genuine biblical piety will be under attack as never before.

The author of the book is a young man (around 26 when he wrote it) who grew up in a Christian family and trained in secular journalism. We are indebted to him for the readable and wide-reaching survey he gives of this new phenomenon, but the scene is certainly not a happy one.The author begins by describing the Passion, conference at Atlanta in 2007, where 21,000 young people revelled in contemporary music, and listened to speakers such as John Piper proclaiming Calvinistic sentiments. And this picture is repeated many times through the book – large conferences being described at which the syncretism of worldly, sensation-stirring, high-decibel, rhythmic music, is mixed with Calvinistic doctrine.

We are told of thunderous music, thousands of raised hands, ‘Christian’ hip-hop and rap lyrics (the examples seeming inept and awkward in construction) uniting the doctrines of grace with the immoral drug-induced musical forms of worldly culture.

 4. He isn’t John MacArthur God’s holiest Truth voice on earth. This is why John MacArthur is #1 in Absolute Truth

Don Jobson—Piping Piper back home  to Geneva.

Pastorboy turns on Chris Rosebrough (but still listens to Pirate Radio)

January 24, 2010


John Chisham

While in a flurry of discernmentalism Pastorboy, aka (Name withheld upon request) has written an open letter to Chris Rosebrough’s denomination, the Lutherans.

Here it is in total:

I cannot and will not recant anything, for to go against conscience is neither right nor safe. Here I stand, I can do no other, so help me God. Amen.–Martin Luther–

My Dear Brothers and Sisters in Christ,

Recent historical events have taken place within the denomination that you call your own, as many of you well know and are concerned about. There are rumblings throughout our communities, and we see in the news many stories about decline in attendance and giving. For some, this has soured you on the institutional church, and you have separated from all fellowship. Some have moved on to other churches, and others are sitting quietly in the churches, hurting on the inside, but desiring the family and the fellowship of friends that you have made over the years.

I am inviting you to come out. Jesus Christ is calling you to come out.

The Church is not a social club, nor is it a building or a method of worship. The Church is the living body of Jesus Christ. Individuals who have trusted Christ alone for salvation, like some Lutherans, are part of that universal and invisible body. Martin Luther was a great example of this, upon realizing by the scripture that the Just shall live by faith (Romans 1:16-17) came out of the church that He was a part of very loudly by posting the 95 theses on the Wittenburg door. His protest was in part of the un-biblical use of indulgences. Luther cared about the scripture, and what it taught about His Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. When the Roman Catholic Church refused to follow the scripture, Martin Luther had to leave, he had to take a stand.

ELCA Lutheran Christians today must take a stand.

Those who have simply left the church must take a stand for the true church, the invisible body of Jesus Christ, and choose a local church that takes the Bible and Church practices seriously, so that they can be built up and restored in Christ. Those who are sitting in the ELCA church, waiting it out and hoping that things will change, while staying silent must come out, taking a stand for all that the Bible teaches. What we communicate when we remain a part of an apostate church is that we do not take the Bible seriously, and that we do not fear God. While unity in the Body of Christ is important, it is equally important that we are unified in truth.

In Revelation 3:20, we see Jesus knocking on the door. It is not the door of an individual heart, as has been taught by many, but the door of the church in Laodecia:

14 “And to the angel of the church in Laodicea write: ‘The words of the Amen, the faithful and true witness, the beginning of God’s creation.

15 “‘I know your works: you are neither cold nor hot. Would that you were either cold or hot! 16 So, because you are lukewarm, and neither hot nor cold, I will spit you out of my mouth. 17 For you say, I am rich, I have prospered, and I need nothing, not realizing that you are wretched, pitiable, poor, blind, and naked. 18 I counsel you to buy from me gold refined by fire, so that you may be rich, and white garments so that you may clothe yourself and the shame of your nakedness may not be seen, and salve to anoint your eyes, so that you may see. 19 Those whom I love, I reprove and discipline, so be zealous and repent. 20 Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and eat with him, and he with me. 21 The one who conquers, I will grant him to sit with me on my throne, as I also conquered and sat down with my Father on his throne. 22 He who has an ear, let him hear what the Spirit says to the churches.’”

Jesus Christ is outside the door of the apostate church, who see themselves as wise, prosperous, and in need of nothing. The ELCA has the gospel and the sacraments, and have chosen to disdain both by departing from scripture and right practice by recent votes held by the national church. Local ELCA churches, whether or not they abide by that vote have the unfortunate scar of that vote on their churches. Individuals who continue to attend also share in that guilt.

Open the door to Jesus, His word, and His life. Repent! Come out from among them and be separate. Seek a Bible teaching Church in your community. Join with Luther and others throughout history who have made a stand on the Word of God at great risk to their status, their families, and their relationships. God will bless that stand of faith that you take, and in some cases you may give others the courage to take a stand themselves.

The ELCA has made its choice, along with the Episcopal and other mainline denominational churches, taking a stand against the Word of God. In doing so, they have become apostate. Come out from them, separate from them, and join with Luther and other reformers who have made a stand at risk of life and limb on the Word of God, trusting in God alone to be their Savior and protector.

We here agree with Pastorboy aka (name witheld upon request) as it seems Lutherans have gone off the path Luther blazed over 500 years ago. In fact, many Lutherans now accept Jews, believe the book of James and Hebrews are part of the cannon of Scripture. Even the RCC has begun to state positive things about the Lutherans!

Chris Rosebrough, a Lutheran, as well as Ingrid Shuelter (who may also have Lutheran leanings as she partakes in advent against Ken Silva’s clear teaching of its pagan origins) have yet to comment or leave the Lutheran church per Pastorboy’s aka (Name withheld upon request) open letter. We also attempted to ask why Pastorboy aka (Name withheld upon request) still had a picture of the now apostate Lutheran leader Martin Luther as his header on his blog and he has yet to give us an answer.

* We are trying to protect Pastorboy’s aka (Name withheld upon request) identity as he has fear that someone will do him harm over his version of the truth.

Followers declare John McArthur infallible!

January 24, 2010


Followers declare John McArthur infallible!

John MacArthur pointing out he is #1

(Lighthouse Fails news source) In a recent poll at Grace to You in which those that follow that ministry daily and even attend Grace Community Church where asked if they believed John MacArthur to ever be wrong. As they tabulated the votes, it was pointed out that 100% of those that were “true believers” and Elect stated that John MacArthur was never wrong! The rest of the votes were tossed out for suspect of being tainted by Emergent Village spies. John MacArthur celebrated by buying a new suit and handing out signed copies of his book, The Truth War and smiling in a recent Larry King interview and debate. Spurgeon, Luther, and Calvin were not available for comment. Yet we were able to contact I. Todyaso who heads the ever popular and extremely self righteous blog “The Online Discernmentalist Mafia” who stated, “Who would have thought otherwise?” and mentioned that the rumors of John MacArthur’s love for basketball has not set a lower standard for other ODMs.

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