Followers declare John McArthur infallible!
(Lighthouse Fails news source) In a recent poll at Grace to You in which those that follow that ministry daily and even attend Grace Community Church where asked if they believed John MacArthur to ever be wrong. As they tabulated the votes, it was pointed out that 100% of those that were “true believers” and Elect stated that John MacArthur was never wrong! The rest of the votes were tossed out for suspect of being tainted by Emergent Village spies. John MacArthur celebrated by buying a new suit and handing out signed copies of his book, The Truth War and smiling in a recent Larry King interview and debate. Spurgeon, Luther, and Calvin were not available for comment. Yet we were able to contact I. Todyaso who heads the ever popular and extremely self righteous blog “The Online Discernmentalist Mafia” who stated, “Who would have thought otherwise?” and mentioned that the rumors of John MacArthur’s love for basketball has not set a lower standard for other ODMs.
I believe that there are Emergent spies in most churches, ready to infiltrate and alter any church voting aspirations.
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Clearly eventhough basketball is the same as some dark pagan heathen game:
MacArthur sanctifies basketball with his
self-righteous presence unlike those heathen Emergents with their pagan and demonic Yoga.LikeLike
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Not only John MacArthur sanctifies basketball with his holy presence; he could even sanctify comunist soccer!
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