Discerning the world defends discernment bloggers calls some satiricists humourless!

February 3, 2010

Just when we thought we were under attack, Discerning the World comes to the rescue and makes a tough stand on discernment blogging. Indeed Discerning the World (DTW) goes so far to say that some discernment bloggers are humourless. Our research robot monkeys are currently attempting to track down one humourless satirical discernment blog, and when we find em’ well post it (let DTW know if you find one too) All I have to say is thank goodness for their valiant stand on truth and convoluted website.I can’t bear to read the the DTW missive because I simply get too giddy & proud…and by proud I don’t mean the unbiblical ‘pride’ but more happy and content kind of proud. I’m just proud that they have come to our defence.

We need MORE discernmentalism…..not less. We need more missives. We need more biblical discernment of the likes of the mighty Discerning the World. We need to know on a daily basis about a gospel that says who is in and who is out of the Kingdom of Heaven. We don’t want to hear about the man Jesus who bore our sins on a cross and died for the whole world. We want to keep the world out, and our little spiritual camp clean and pure.(just like us). We want heavy loads placed on the heathens, and a feather lite one for ourselves.

Truthslayer


Bad news Bob needs you!

February 3, 2010

Are you tired of all the good news the proliferates the air waves, print publications and the internet? Now you can report nothing but bad news…..and bad news about the Christian world! You read correctly!

You can report on the bad news of other Christians AND increase traffic to your website…..all thanks to Discerning The World.

They need reporters.

Are you up for…

a) reporting sensational news?

b) reporting bad news?

c) quickly grabbing links to BOOST your web cred?

Here is a snipped “Report on: New Age infiltration into Churches – Stories of top ranking Pastors who deceive -Prosperity Gospel – Ministries who are clearly nuts and preach utter nonsense -Cults -Vatican News – Interfaith – Christian persecution – New World Order takeover – Hollywood and their anti-Christian agenda – Advancement of Technology – Demise of Freedom of Speech – European Union / United Nations plans of world domination – Non Christian news of interest that affects the world – Biblical Prophecy – False Prophecy that did not come true or False Prophecy that anyone with half a brain cell can tell will not come true –  Conspiracies that actually seem plausible, etc.”

Are you looking for a ministry that is clearly nuts? This may be for you! This IS for you!

Clearly an edifying website. You and your entire family can build themselves by bringing everyone one else down.

This is your chance to be like the National Inquirer. You don’t need to fact check. Just report. You don’t need credentials…all you need is a good juicy story (gossip)….but edifying gossip. Only the best biblical gossip will do. And you may have the opportunity to use STRETCH TECHNOLOGY.

Apply now!

Now!

Right now!

Truthslayer endorsed….because its bible based. Discernmentalism at its best.


The temptation to pass judgment

February 3, 2010

Fellow warriors, we are under attack again for our valiant stand on truth by ACT3 Online Ministries!!!

The temptation to pass judgment upon the life or testimony of other individuals is clearly warned against in the New Testament. ” BUT….it lifts us discernmentalist ministries to the status of truth warriors. It makes us feel better than others by pointing out the failings of others or perception that others are worse than us. We like our measuring sticks! In fact discernmentalizing others give us life! We feed from this.

We must battle those that judge us and attempt to hold us accountable!!!!

They are fighting against our rightful need to discernmentalize!!!

We must put a stop to anyone who is against us.

We discernmentalists will not be held accountable….for we answer to no one due to our PURE doctrines.

Please join us in our great and mighty fight against opposers!

Truthslayer

Just a thought……..What Would Ronald Reagan Do? (WWRRD)


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