Our research robot monkeys can find the devil almost everywhere. In fact we have found him under kitchen tables, the hedges and in this case even in a possessed motorbike. In this case, we caught the devil himself encased in this man-made secular and worldly machine. We are proud that we are the FIRST Online Discernmentalist Ministry to find this demonic entity BEFORE anyone else. Normally other Online Discernment Ministries beat us to the punch.
We can only presume OTHER ministries are getting lazy in their discernmentalizing.
PS On good word we believe that the motorbike in question was formerly owned by the Pope or Rob Bell…or both!