Rob Bell’s Emergent tour bus caught in this exclusive photo!

We all know that Rob Bell is a secret new ager teaming up with President Obama, the anti-christ and Lady GaGa to take over the world. We have further proof of the new world order taking shape with this EMERGENT SCHOOL BUS. We believe that this bus is an attempt to confuse the natural order of school buses. We KNOW who is the author of confusion is.

All I can say is that if something is ODD it must be Emergent. If its EMERGENT it is bad….because ODD is never good. School buses should NEVER confuse kids….therefore it is all of the devil. We hope you can follow our discernmentalist logic…if you can’t you are likely apostate or liberal….or both.

We are not sure if this is really Rob Bells bus… but we know Rob is evil, and evil people cause chaos and usually drive strange buses (hippies drove really weird buses). If hippies drive buses, then we must suppose that we have enough evidence to accuse Rob Bell of possessing this bus….and possession is of the devil. This is why we do discernment…because we are capable of connect dots that you folks cannot!!!

Thanks to discernmentalist logic, NOTHING gets by us.

The ODMafia….Doing the discernment for you, so you don’t have to.


4 Responses to Rob Bell’s Emergent tour bus caught in this exclusive photo!

  1. donjobson says:

    This is almost as bad as Double-Decker buses driving unbiblically on the non-biblically correct side of the road in England. We should protest this and come up with Bible-based automobile rules and such. Maybe Erich Badger can help us.


  2. TruthSeeker1961 says:

    WOW! This is so weird. Which side goes up? Kind of like the emergent church; which lie wrapped in truth does one succumb to? Those in darkness truly walk in darkness.


  3. […] We have proof that emergents everywhere drive such vehicles. Also see Rob’s subversive vehicle. […]


  4. JPWX10 says:

    *shrugs* I don’t think non-emergents are saying all those things. I think that they are largely conservative and don’t like Obama (and lady gaga probably personally drives them nuts with her silly costumes and radio-assisination of non-dance/pop music) I just think they’re concerned that Rob Bell has said some things that don’t line up with Christ’s own words. It is important to believe that there is separation from God for sin and for those who embrace their own sin and refuse to recognize it and hate it(i.o. – an actual literal hell) – because it means that God truly does have a standard of perfection (which is a good thing, right?). It is important to figure out whether the bible truly tells us that we don’t need to believe in Jesus Christ at all (i.o. – we’re going to heaven anyway) or we need to acknowledge Him as our Lord and master in order to have our sins paid for. I think it is important to ‘discern’ such things. The bible itself commands us to discern such things. So should men listen to a man who is saying something different than what the gospels themselves say? Doesnt mean Bell doesnt say a lot of good things; he does, he’s just getting some vitally important ones wrong. Just my 2 cents anyhow. Cool bus picture though.



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