Everyone who is informed and submits to our 100% pure doctrines knows that our research robot monkeys are on the prowl for anything and everything evil. We call this edifying ministry. Once again, the robot monkeys found a devil horned school bus BEFORE anyone else. Sure some say that the fin on the back of the bus is just a fin, BUT if you squint and turn the bus on an angle it looks like DEVIL HORNS. And if we say it looks like devil horns then IT IS DEVIL HORNS.
Remember, if we say it….is the absolute certain truth.
Doing the discerning so you don’t have to.