Online Discernment Lesson # 4 Offend!

March 6, 2010

Remember, folks we are in a truth war….and when at war one needs to cause offense. That is why we offer this FREE lesson on discernment.

Here it goes….

Step One: Don’t comprehend your opponents views. Don’t even try, because they are liberal and liberal people are not worth understanding.

Step Two: Misinterpret your opponents views to mean something else. If your opponent says “X” adjust it to mean “Y.” Never let the liberal get the upper hand.

Step Three: (This is VERY IMPORTANT).Once you have misread your opponent, verbally paint that person as a liberal, or post-modernist (or worse they secretly love catholics). In other words call them names like “liberal”; remember…liberal is a bad name. Use it….because liberals can’t be saved. Be obnoxious! Cause offense, because only then can the gospel be apprehended. Remember, anything the enemy says should be used and twisted to say what you mean. You control the meaning….remember this is about control. Because truth needs to be controlled.

Finally, remember to throw terms around you don’t understand as well (like liberal or post-modern) and apply it to those you don’t like.

Dr. Truthslayer

Your typical Emergent Village church service!

March 6, 2010

This is what happens at a typical Emergent Church service!  If you know what things happen at those couch and candle driven churches you would be shocked! You would never see anyone having fun in one of our churches! We make sure nothing like that would ever happen!

Shane Claiborne’s “Apostate” Letter Appears In A Worldly Magazine

March 6, 2010

Our fool-proof Research Robot Monkeys are always on the prowl and on the lookout for all manner of worldliness so that we can tell you what places and things/worldly things to avoid like the worldly chocolates that Costco sells. Recently our faithful Research Robot Monkeys stumbled upon a hideous “Apostate” letter written by Shane Claiborne in the worldly magazine: Esquire. We Know that Shane’s letter is “Apostate”—just listen to some of  the hideous and ungodly things that he wrote:

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