This is what happens at a typical Emergent Church service! If you know what things happen at those couch and candle driven churches you would be shocked! You would never see anyone having fun in one of our churches! We make sure nothing like that would ever happen!
This entry was posted on Saturday, March 6th, 2010 at 5:08 pm and is filed under Abomination Nation, absolute truth, Absolutely Certain Truth, american gospel, antichrists, Apprising Ministries, Brannon Howse, can't you smell that smell?, Chris Pajak, Chris Rosebrough, Christian Research Network, Contemplative Prayer/Spirituality, Contempt, Contenplative spirituality, Couches and Candles, CRN, Dan Kimball, Defemation, Discerning the World, Discernment, Discernmentalist, Don't pay the ferryman!, Doug Pagitt, emergent village, emerging church, Entertainment, Eric Bargers Take A Stand Ministries, exercise, exorcism, Exorcists, exorcize, False vs. True Converts, Fashion, fear mongering, filthy stinky dirty water, freakin' liberals!, freaking, Gloom and dispair, God's Absolute Sovereign Wrath, grace hating man lovers, hate sites, healthy breakfast, Herescope, heretics/heresy, Holy Ghost Enema, homos, I am in fact an idiot!, I am mean, idolatry, ignorance is bliss, Jan Markell, John Calvin, John Chisham, judgemental, judging others for fun and profit, Julie Clawson, Ken Silva, Kirk Cameron, Koo Koo, Lectio Divina, Lighthouse Trails, Lutheranism, Lutherans, Lutherans aren't Calvinistic enough to be True Christians, Lying for truth's sake, Mark Driscoll, marketing for God, marketing using fear, Martin Luther, martyrdom, Name withheld upon request, NT Wright, ODMafia, ODMU, Oh that smell, Olive Tree Ministries, Onward Christo-Fascist Soldiers!, Outhouse Trails, Paedobaptism, pastorboy, Pat Robertson, Paul Proctor, Penal Substitution Theory of Atonement, Penal Substitutionary Atonement, Penile Substitution, Phyllis Tickle "Your Ears", Pinkos for Jesus, Post-modern, Post-modern unbelievers, Proof, purposeless driven life, Pyro Maniacs, Reconciliation?, Red Letter Christrians, Reformed Emergents, Regeneration, Religious Police, Religious right = Christianity, repent, Researchmentalism, Rick Warren, Roman Catholic, Rush Limbaugh, Scot McKnight, Self righteous, Semi-Pelagians, Semi-Pelagisese, Semi-Pelagites, Semi-Pelagoids, Slice of Laodicea, Spread the fear, spread the hate, spurgeon, Stake burning, steak burning, Steve Camp, Steve Knight, Tall SKinny Kiwi, Tim Challies, todd friel, Todd Friel/Wretched, Tony Campolo, Tony Jones, torture is good!, TRuth War, universalism conspiracy exposed, Ways of the Master Discernmentalist, We are not bigots you reprobates., We are right because we are Right Wing!, We KNOW!, wisdom, worldliness, Yoga. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.