Online Discernment Lesson # 5 – Labeling others as liberals

March 7, 2010

We must reiterate that we are in a truth war. Therefore, our weapons are not of flesh and blood but of labeling and censoring others. Thank-goodness you have our pure doctrines, based of overwhelming and truthful bible teaching that you won’t find anywhere else these days. Shucks…we are the best.

Nevertheless, we are in an awful truth war, and if it wasn’t for our remnant ministry there would be no where else to turn. Therefore, without further ado lets introduce Online Discernment Lesson # 5. Students this is a must….you need to learn to label others before they label you.

Step 1: When someone comes up with a new or different idea – call them a liberal.

Step 2: When someone comes up with a theological construct you have never heard before – call them a liberal.

Step 3: When someone attempts to use words like creative, imagination etc – call them a liberal.

Step 4: If someone disagrees with you – call them a liberal.

Step 5: If someone admits to doubting – call them a liberal.

Step 6: If someone does not assert the absolute truth – call them a liberal.

Step 7: If someone says anything positive above peace or Canada – call them a liberal.

Step 8: If someone disparages capitalism – call them a liberal.

Remember, this helps to shut down discussion. Indeed, it helps to control the situation, putting the apostate liberal in his/her place.

Any questions? I think not.

Dr. Truthslayer
PS We high recommend reviewing Lesson #4


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