ODMafia offering part time studies in self righteousness

Many discernmentalists are simple hobbyists. That is not to say that they do not have something to say. We all know that WE discernmentalists have a voice and want to use it by saying it LOUD and PROUD. We like everyone to know our opinions, why we are right, and to be sure we want to be smug and haughty. Remember, this is a TRUTH WAR.

Often, and sadly many discernmentalists don’t have the time to immerse themselves into their deep reviews of ministries like Rob Bell , Rick Warren and NT Wright. That is why University of ODMafia now offers part-time studies….for those who cannot go to our highly famed place of study but can attend only a few hours a week. Learn all you can about self-righteousness, often right in front of a computer screen with our online-self-taught-self righteous specialty part-time BA.  No need to learn within the community of other believers (they are all likely apostate anyways and will undermine your pure doctrines). Soon you will be lording your insightful knowledge over others, and explaining to everyone why NT Wright is wrong…and you’re right!

Enroll now and change your life forever!

Dr. Truthslayer, approved!

PS Dr Waltin Martin Cassette Tapes are not included in this course and will incur additional costs.

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