Our research robot monkeys are always on the prowl, looking for satanic influences under coffee tables, emergent candles and hiding behind bushes. This time, out in the open, and not even hiding we found satan disguised in this game: Settlers of Catan.
Note: Catan sounds like satan. Replace the C and insert an S…and you have Satan.
This game is absolutely certain to mean Settlers of Satan…as in satanic settlers are settling in the world of Catan. You heard it first here! When it comes to sensationalist news, over generalizations, fear mongering and strawman attacks…. look no further than your favourite Online Discernmentalist Ministry: THE ODMAFIA.
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