The absolute truth

April 17, 2010

Everyone is quote aware that Apprising Ministries has devised (DIRT) Direct Interpretation Revelation and Translation to aid and abet discernmentalists across the world. According to Apprising Ministries the absolute truth can now be measured. It wasn’t easy but we are happy that a true discermentalist happened upon this discovery.

We have absolute zero, why not absolute truth??? Who cares if the term may weigh heavily upon modernism or foundationalism. True discernmentalists deal in absolutes and only absolutes. Black and white. No grays, no middle way, nor third way. This is a binary world baby!!!

Either you agree with us, or you agree with the enemy. One or the other. Absolutes.

Either your with Rob and against us or with us and against Rob. Our new black & white thermometer will be able to tell who is “IN” and who is “OUT,” within seconds of discernmentalizing based on the scale of Absolute Truth.


PS Just remember, George Bush Jr stated “Either your with us or against us…” Decide now!!!!!!!!

New Bible-Based Card Game For Conservatives (True Christians)

April 17, 2010

We Know that Pokémon and Roleplaying Games in general are evil tools of Satan and the Anti-Christ. We Know that Dungeons &  Dragons is a gateway to the Occult and Socialism but we are very wary of Card-Based Roleplaying Games as well as they can lead to gambling. Pokémon is one of the worst as not only does this franchise promote the Occult and gambling but also evilution. This is why in order to be relevant to those seduced by these tools of Satan (but not relevant in an Emergent way), we’ve teamed up with David Tate to bring you a quality Discernmentalist card game for True Christians (Conservatives)—introducing  Discernmentalist Power Cards.

A rare Discernmentalist Power Card in Japanese explaining the history of God’s Only Inerrant Party to the Japanese and why we must take back Japan for Jesus. We don’t need any more Japanese cartoons corrupting our children to the Occult though we admire their Biblically correct Capitalistic ways. Notice the inversion of a GOIP symbol on the top left corner of the card—it is on there to subconsciously reinforce our Bible-Based Theocratic message.

Discernmentalist Power Cards is a Card-Based Roleplaying type game which offers Absolutely True Factual Discernmentalist information to players. Discernmentalist facts that players will learn:

  • The Absolute Truth aka our Infallible and Inerrant interpretation of the Holy Bible—the only True Word Of God 
  • Capitalist values such as legalized gambling of other people’s futures away
  • the American Gospel
  • Pure Doctrines
  • True  Doctrine is only hundreds of years old instead of thousands
  • Creationism
  • The Gospel (Good News) is Dortian Supralapsarian Calvinism not God’s Revelation of God’s Self in Jesus Christ
  • Capitalism is Biblical
  • Bible-Based figures such as Calvin and Beza
  • Discernmentalist history such as the Crusades; the Inquisition; the Protestant Reformation especially the superiority and supremacy of Calvin and Calvinism; why Theocracy is Biblically correct; the burning of Servetus; the Salem Witch Trials; the rise of Fundamentalism, the Religious Right and the GOIP; etc.
  • Puritanism and Discernmentalism
  • And much, much more…

Discernmentalist Power Cards: You gotta collect them all!

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