This startling news in first reported to us by our valiant Research Robot Monkeys and mighty follower and fellow Discernmentalist (who holds an honourary degree from University of ODMafia with a specialization in Irrelevent Facts) noted the following quote by Take A Stand Ministries:
“Still, I was completely blindsided by such a display when I walked into a Starbucks coffee shop in the Seattle area recently. I wasn’t at all prepared for the blatant, in-your-face, vulgar proclamation spelled out in big block letters inside.”
Are you as shocked as us? At first we were reluctant to point this out, we didn’t want to shame one of our very best discernmentalists….but being in line with the bible (as we are), and seeking to please God and not men, we feel we HAVE to point out the obvious.
1) First, Starbucks is clearly an official EMERGENT meeting spot. People who go to Starbucks are typical Emergents, or Emerging want-to-be’s.
2) The Starbucks logo clearly has a symbol of a pagan goddess deity (see sign above for further proof of blatant satanism)
3) Coffee shops are typical meeting places for revolutionaries and socialists.
4) Purchasing a Starbucks coffee he brashly used ministry money to fund his socialist-emergent-coffee habit.
We can only conclude that Eric Barger’s ministry Take A Stand is ‘sitting down’ on the job and betraying the one true church. He has gone to the dark side and sadly in the last days we didn’t expect ministries of such repute to go down in the toilet so quickly and with such abandon. We must point out that Take A Stand has embraced the Emerging church and socialism at once and will likely join a new age cult within days.
Finally we must come against this evil and write or email Take A Stand …and TAKE A STAND for truth!
PS it is quite possible that Take A Stand has already abandoned absolute truth and may be reading a Brian McLaren book at this very moment.