Introducing WWJMD? (What would John MacArthur Do?)

June 9, 2010


Phone introduced for your safety!

June 9, 2010

Now more than ever….you can keep your personal phone sin free thru the ODM designed heresy free phone. This phone is so sensitive that it can pick up potential heresy seconds before spoken and bleep out offensive word, belief or tone. This incredible phone has three settings: A) ODM Conservative B) ODM Biblical C) ODM Paranoia (for extra biblical safety).

Each of these safe zone settings will protect you and your discernmentalist family from potential threats. In other words, you will never have to deal with other points of view, opinions or statements that you cannot (or will not) entertain. Your world view, understanding of scripture will be left how you like it – disconnnected from history, (which is vertually useless anyway) the community of Christ (which is already tainted and heretical) and disjointed from reality. We believe that this approach is the BEST and FINEST for remaining pure and untainted by this world – when everyone is OUT TO GET YOU PERSONALLY.

Therefore without further exposition I Truthslayer highly recommend this phone.


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