Fact #1: Emergents love couches and candles.
Fact # 2: Emergents love coffee.
Fact # 3: Emergent services typically consist of sitting around on couches sipping on Communistic coffee by the light of Roman Catholic candles.
Fact # 4: Emergent coffee leads to supporting the False Gospel of Socialism aka the Social Gospel.
Fact # 5: Emergent candles lead to the scandalous, unholy and unbiblical practice of New Age Roman Catholic Contemplative Centering Prayers.
Fact # 6: All of the above are man-exalting heresies.