Science Free!!!

Introducing new science free light bulbs that are powered only by biblical faith. If it does not light up you can pretty much kiss your back end good bye – you lack faith and are likely not fit for heaven. We guarantee that these special light bulbs will NOT work with Roman Catholics, liberals, post-moderns, emergents and Rob Bell. We are confident that true believers (that is us and other online discernmentalist ministries) could light up entire crates of these special bulbs.

Order now and get a pair of free steak knives with every purchase!

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2 Responses to Science Free!!!

  1. donjobson says:

    I use these all over and they work like a charm!

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  2. […] P. S. Take a Stand against science with our “new science free light bulbs that are powered only by biblical faith.” […]

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