The Heart Of The Discernmentalist Gospel

Most of you are going to hell because you were not specially chosen and frozen like We God’s Truth Biblical Elect (Calvinazis) are—so quake now in mortal fear and terror at the horrors that await ye, reprobates, especially if you are Roman Catholic, Arminian, a Pentecostal tongue-babbler, Emergent, queer or even worse all of the above:

P.S. Hell is a “real place” so We’d hate to be all of you reprobates (non-Calvinazis) on the day that you die so remember We tried to lovingly warn you by the Absolute Truth of our Pure Doctrines which have saved Us from an eternity in flames.

P. P. S. This is also warning to Pastorboy aka (Name withheld upon request) to get back in line with our Pure Doctrines.

3 Responses to The Heart Of The Discernmentalist Gospel

  1. Slim Wirth says:

    I dont want you to go to hell, but i have looked over your site and it is perfectly clear that that is where you are going. I want you to take a good look at the picture on the youtube video where is shows Jesus Christ throwing that sinner over the edge and into the pits of hell. I wept when I saw that picture. That’s you, my friend, flying to hell. I’m praying for you. I am also going to be watching this blog. God wants you to clean this mess up. It’s not too late. You dont have to be tossed into the fiery pits, you can walk on streets of gold, you can sing with the angels in the heavenly chorus. Those are your two choices, fiery pits or the heavenly chorus. If you think about it, they both suck, but at least in the heavenly chorus the pain is only psychological.

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    • itodyaso says:

      Thank God… for a moment we thought you were slipping into some sort of distortion of the Bible’s teaching… God forbid anyone to read things like “God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him.” (John 3:17) and other passages like when Jesus states; ” You judge by human standards; I pass judgment on no one.” (John 8:15)… thank God we know when to take Jesus literally and when to not take Jesus at His word… Clearly we know, as you also do, much better how to judge others and condemn them to hell that Jesus would! Keep up the great work as you are truly proving yourself as “wirthy”! I might add that it is great you do take the Bible so literal on the inisentials and believe Jesus literally had wings that he could cover Jerusalem with… that is the sort of things that are of importance to keep focus on…

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