Boycott This!

December 24, 2010

ODMafia News Alert!: It has come to our attention that people have been spelling Christmas with an X in the attempt to wipe out Jesus from our vocabulary. In retaliation we propose a boycott against the letter X. We will now longer use or allow this letter any longer. So epect big changes to come soon.

 


Jews try to take over Christmas!

December 24, 2010

Jews everywhere are attempting to take over Christmas. The one thing we Christians have most that expresses who we are is Christmas time. We get to show our devotion to Capitalism as well as other love for spelling words by boycotting anyone who uses the word Holiday or the letter X. One way to spot a Jew for Christmas is by looking for anyone who uses blue Christmas lights on their house… if you see this, let them know that they must stop celebrating Christmas immediately as Jesus is not for Jew, they have their own God… we have Jesus.


Abomination!

December 24, 2010

We recently infiltrated an Outlaw Preachers (Re)Union) and found this horrible abomination as part of their worship. Apparently these people who claim Jesus was all about grace, love and other silly things (like God might actually want to save a gay person from eternal hell), are open to the demonic utterings as expressed in this song! If you listen to it you will most like begin to spell Christmas as Xmas! If you listen they change important Biblical parts of the song and leave the unbiblical parts. You decide… how can anything that rocks sounds this good bad be of God? I believe it is even in drop D tuning… D stands for Devil!


O Holy Night! The stars are brightly shining;
It is the night of the dear Saviour's birth.
Long lay the world in sin and error pining.
Till He appeared and the Spirit felt its worth.
A thrill of hope the weary world rejoices,
For yonder breaks a new and glorious morn.
Fall on your knees! Oh, hear the angel voices!
O night divine, the night when Christ was born;
O night, O Holy Night, O night divine!
O night, O Holy Night, O night divine! 
Truly He taught us to love one another,
His law is love and His gospel is peace.
Chains he shall break, for the slave is our brother.
And in his name all oppression shall cease.
Sweet hymns of joy in grateful chorus raise we,
With all our hearts we praise His holy name.
Christ is the Lord! Then ever, ever praise we,
His power and glory ever more proclaim!
His power and glory ever more proclaim!
Led by the light of faith serenely beaming,
With glowing hearts by His cradle we stand.
O'er the world a star is sweetly gleaming,
Now come the wise men from out of the Orient land.
The King of kings lay thus lowly manger;
In all our trials born to be our friends.
He knows our need; our weakness is no stranger,
Behold your King! Before him lowly bend!
Behold your King! Before him lowly bend! 


Attention Truth Warriors

December 24, 2010

It’s the most Satanic time of the year. Help us out by supporting our Truth War on German Lutherans. You can continue pledging your total allegiance to us by doing this, continuing your committed support of Bush’s illegal invasion of  the Iraq war and outlawing Christmas as one of our most hallowed Discernmentalists has noted: ” Btw, if you want to see a large, lavish Christmas display in a mall… go to Dubai in the UAE! Many countries that are not Christian celebrate this holiday. That right there should tell Christians it’s not of God!”

And you wouldn’t want to do anything that non-Christians let alone non-Americans do. Why if you celebrate Christmas you are supporting terrorism and the terrorists. Most of all how dare anyone have fun or take pleasure and joy in anything….for fun, pleasure and joy are a sin and you know how much our God of Absolute Sovereign Wrath and commendable hatred hates sin and sinners.

 

So this December pray that the war on Iraq continues and that more people would open their eyes and make war on Christmas. This message is brought to you by your friendly neighborhood GOIP Committee of Concerned Citizens in conjunction with Killjoy Puritan Calvinazi Church

 


Breaking News: Ken Silva’s Research Robot Monkeys have a Melt-Down

December 21, 2010

It must be an evil Emergent Plot.


Most Heretical Places On Earth

December 16, 2010

TOP NEWSPIN– In a recent polling undertaken by Top Discernmentalists, discernmentalists from around the globe have voted on the Most Heretical Places On Earth. In a surprise ruling Canada and California dropped to the 4th and 5th position (respectively) in the poll. Here is the official listing of the Top 5 Most Heretical Places On Earth:

  1. Armenia: full of man-loving Grace-hating semi-Pelagian Mary-worshiping Papal idolatry celebrating Roman Arminianists; a road straight to Rome; none who live here have any hope of salvation; all are unsaved non-Elect reprobates
  2. Montana: the Montanist state nough said! The heretic named Iggy lives here.
  3. Germany: birthplace of Lutheranism; untouched by the Protestant Reformation; spiritually dead*
  4. Canada: or Canuckistan is a communist country; full of drug addicts, pacifists and queers; produces sin-promoting television shows
  5. California: too liberal; clone of Canada; full of fornicators; other reasons 

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*- Further Reading: Truly Reformed; Lutherans not Truly Reformed; Dortian Calvinism Truly Reformed


Research robot monkeys reveal ” Anne Rice: ‘I Quit Being A Christian’

December 12, 2010

In a bold move, and all recorded by our research robot monkeys (with the Windows 7 upgrade) have revealed the following “Anne Rice, the bestselling novelist most popularly known for “Interview with the Vampire” and her other creepy vampire novels, announced on Wednesday via Facebook that she has officially renounced Christianity.”

The ODMafia research robot monkeys interviewed iTodyaso who insightfully noted ” I knew that she was all phony in the first place, as a matter of fact novelists are worldly and her hair-do was liberal.” Don Jobson stated emphatically ” We believe that she began reading Rob Bell, or NT Wright and that was the camel that broke the straws back.” When I (the mighty truthslayer was interviewed) I boldly and courageously attacked Anne Rich and her supporters – the liberal-media-elite  (which I like to refer to as LAMESTREAM MEDIA).

If this doesn’t make any sense….EITHER DO YOU!

Truthslayer

PS we believe the Addams Family photo (on the left) realistically depicts Anne Rice in a vampire relationship with a real life liberal Gomez.

PS PS we urge you to read the Huffington Post….slooooowly.


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