Research robot monkeys reveal ” Anne Rice: ‘I Quit Being A Christian’

December 12, 2010

In a bold move, and all recorded by our research robot monkeys (with the Windows 7 upgrade) have revealed the following “Anne Rice, the bestselling novelist most popularly known for “Interview with the Vampire” and her other creepy vampire novels, announced on Wednesday via Facebook that she has officially renounced Christianity.”

The ODMafia research robot monkeys interviewed iTodyaso who insightfully noted ” I knew that she was all phony in the first place, as a matter of fact novelists are worldly and her hair-do was liberal.” Don Jobson stated emphatically ” We believe that she began reading Rob Bell, or NT Wright and that was the camel that broke the straws back.” When I (the mighty truthslayer was interviewed) I boldly and courageously attacked Anne Rich and her supporters – the liberal-media-elite  (which I like to refer to as LAMESTREAM MEDIA).

If this doesn’t make any sense….EITHER DO YOU!

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PS we believe the Addams Family photo (on the left) realistically depicts Anne Rice in a vampire relationship with a real life liberal Gomez.

PS PS we urge you to read the Huffington Post….slooooowly.


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