Most Heretical Places On Earth

TOP NEWSPIN– In a recent polling undertaken by Top Discernmentalists, discernmentalists from around the globe have voted on the Most Heretical Places On Earth. In a surprise ruling Canada and California dropped to the 4th and 5th position (respectively) in the poll. Here is the official listing of the Top 5 Most Heretical Places On Earth:

  1. Armenia: full of man-loving Grace-hating semi-Pelagian Mary-worshiping Papal idolatry celebrating Roman Arminianists; a road straight to Rome; none who live here have any hope of salvation; all are unsaved non-Elect reprobates
  2. Montana: the Montanist state nough said! The heretic named Iggy lives here.
  3. Germany: birthplace of Lutheranism; untouched by the Protestant Reformation; spiritually dead*
  4. Canada: or Canuckistan is a communist country; full of drug addicts, pacifists and queers; produces sin-promoting television shows
  5. California: too liberal; clone of Canada; full of fornicators; other reasons 

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*- Further Reading: Truly Reformed; Lutherans not Truly Reformed; Dortian Calvinism Truly Reformed

6 Responses to Most Heretical Places On Earth

  1. jimbs says:

    Thanks for letting me play today!

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  2. centralityofthegospel says:

    I just booked a flight to Armenia! Our layover stops in Calvinfornia! Really looking forward to going there to evangelize all the heretical thinkers!

    http://centralityofthegospel.wordpress.com/2010/12/18/the-evils-of-idolatry-and-thoughts-on-worship/

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  3. Reuben says:

    SMP brings such reproach on the church that I am sure God equates SMP with any garden variety abomination. Take it from me. I know where the founder lives. He has a alien shrine in his kitchen. I have photo evidence of this truth.

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