And now a warning to Bible Believers…..

September 21, 2014

Okeefe

John O’Keefe – It is a name you clearly can’t trust…..because his last name is derived from a beer company.

You heard it from us first!

And even worse….this beer company is from Canada (but now conveniently owned by Molson Coors as a cover up to hide this fact!) We ALL know that Canada has socialized health care – and that is blatantly communist. Moreover….

John likely is FOR healthcare.

John has tattoos.

John has a goatee.

John has chains around his neck.

Indeed – he has all the characteristics of an anti-war peacenik (we know this is wrong because we use the OT to prove it).

Finally….

Research assessed by the Online Discernmentalist Research Robot Monkeys in partnership with Take A Stand Ministries….and you have this:

John O’Keefe (healthcare/tattoos/goatee/chains/peace & beer)+Carling O’Keefe+Canada = Communist

Its pretty obvious to those with a keen eye for discernmentalism.

just sayin’

Truthslayer

PS we are thankful for several tips from Fox News.


Samaritan’s Purse Announcement

September 14, 2014

samaritans

Because HELL is hot, and we don’t want anyone mixing our ministry with actual purse wearing men (wink wink), we decided to change our name.

This message is completely endorsed by none other than mighty TRUTHSLAYER.

Defender of literalism and truthiness. Because regular truth just isn’t enough.


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