Pointing device…new aid to truth warriors

April 25, 2019

pointThe ODMafia announces that a top secret research & design campaign in conjunction with numerous other truth warriors and discernmentalists (Secret Order of ODM) have created THE ELECTRONIC HAND…with programmable pointing finger!

The formally super secret  HAND is designed to point fingers at speeds that nearly break the sound barrier. In addition this specially gifted electronic hand can dial Grace to You Ministries directly with 32K onboard memory that allows it to store strings of phone numbers of up to ten characters in length (yes you read this right!) in case of seeing an Emergent and/or Social  Justice promoter!

Pointing out false Christians has never been easier!

ODMafia approved—Truthslayer endorsed for all your Judgmentalist finger-pointing needs.


Give me that Old Time Ken Silvan Religion!

April 25, 2019

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I the ever-discernmentalizing and mighty I. Todyaso with the self-righteous finger of judgment have made my return after hiding in our underground bunker because of the emergent persecution as recently pointed out by our friend Don Jobson we have faced since one of our co-discernmentalists and mentors the ever Apprising Ken Silva and a few other of our Discermentalist bretheren have fallen in battle in our Truth War.

After many years of  mourning our personal mentor in the ways of our Truth War and much researchmentalizing—it has come to my attention through bible-based osmosis that what the world needs now more than ever is more of that Old Time Ken Silvan Religion.

It saddens me that all those impure in our great doctrines of hate grace didn’t heed our warnings against rampart apostasy. The great falling away is in our midst and I can no longer keep silent. The emergent hordes have brought us to this:

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Proof of Your Doom

This is why we  had to come back from hiding out in our bunker to point our mighty finger of judgmentalism and laugh at you sinners because we’re saved and you’re not. In fact I think Ken Silva is rolling over in his grave. So remember all we told you. Why…because….

I. Todyaso


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