The ODMafia announces that a top secret research & design campaign in conjunction with numerous other truth warriors and discernmentalists (Secret Order of ODM) have created THE ELECTRONIC HAND…with programmable pointing finger!
The formally super secret HAND is designed to point fingers at speeds that nearly break the sound barrier. In addition this specially gifted electronic hand can dial Grace to You Ministries directly with 32K onboard memory that allows it to store strings of phone numbers of up to ten characters in length (yes you read this right!) in case of seeing an Emergent and/or Social Justice promoter!
Pointing out false Christians has never been easier!
ODMafia approved—Truthslayer endorsed for all your Judgmentalist finger-pointing needs.